A Link-Up to 18 Years to Life.
What did I not imagine myself saying as a mother?
To Will (constantly): Get your hands out of your pants, you need to leave your little weenie pointing down or you pee all over yourself.
To Ariel: Do NOT lick your hands after putting them in the doggy water!
To both: Yes, I know, you don’t have to show me, Mommy knows where to wipe after going pee-pee, thank you. (Why are my bathroom habits such great entertainment!?)